Joke of the Day: Genie Joke

in #funny8 years ago

An older couple were walking on a beach when the husband tripped over a bottle and a genie came out. 

“You can each have one wish,” said the genie. The wife made her wish first “I would like to travel around the world, with my husband,”. 

Suddenly there appeared in her hand two tickets for travel around the world. 

Now it was the husbands turn, “Well” said the husband, with a naughty look on his face “I wish I can have a younger companion,” . The words were barely out of his mouth when poof, he aged 20 years!

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Great joke! Here's another one...
A guy walks into a bar and sets a small piano on the bar, then sets a small man at the piano, who begins to play.
The bartender says, That's amazing!
The guy replies, yeah, I found a lamp and rubbed it,
and apparently the genie thought I wished for a twelve-inch pianist.

Appreciate that you like this joke.

Bwahahaha! LMFAO! 😂😂😂

Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.

That's hilarious! Wish jokes are fun. :D

Jokes are fun.

Here's another joke you may want to share:

" A blind man with a seeing eye dog walks into a bar and walks up to the bar and says "Hey bartender, give me a shot and a beer."

The bartender turns around to pour a shot and beer and then turns around to see the blind man swinging the dog around by its leash!

The bartender says angrily, "Hey! What the hell are you doing?!?!"

The blind man replies, "Just having a look around."

You can repost this with my permission if you find it funny. If not, sorry, but I don't know a lot of jokes. :-)

Funny....thanks for permission. How long you been in Steemit?

You're welcome. I joined about 3 weeks ago.

Bwahahaha! Love it! 😂😂😂

Thanks. Laughter is great for you.

Glad to make u laugh. I am following u and upvoted your content.

Thats great, thanks! Im following you now as well! I will look for you in my followers list! 💙✌💙

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