Guzman's thoughts - even more quotes

I guess i've been thinking a lot. So, here's more nonsense, funny, unfunny, stupid, weird quotes:

"The tools of the trade need oil."

"The changing of the weather helps cleansing the kidneys."

"One must live the day by day as one day after another."

"The best laxative in the world is anxiety."

"Do not throw stones to those without teeth."

"The more one thinks about silly things, the more foolish we think we are."

"With this strong wind, if you walk in favour of the wind, you get to places faster."

"No one passes by chance, chance passes by us."

"When you urinate, it's not advisable to sneeze."

"Since you're in the shit, have fun in it."

"Whenever a door is opened, you must close it, otherwise it will remain open."

"I once went to a restaurant but it was closed for lunch."