More People from Walmart

in #funny9 years ago (edited)

Walmart, famous for its low prices and also low life clientele. I hate going in there, it's like a friggin circus. You never know what you're gonna see and most of the time it's not good!

I grabbed some more wackos from the website People of Walmart for your viewer enjoyment. Let's have a look..

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It's hard to get a back story from just a single pic. This heavy set lady is just climbing on the hood of this van, I hope it's her van but who knows?..am i the only one with a boner right now?

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Only at Wally's World would you come up on some dude with a squirrel for a pet. He probably read the sign that said "No Dogs" and was like, "this is a squirrel, I'm sure it's ok?"..

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Check out cuz, he's got some t.p hanging out of his butthole. Cute couple though

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And check out Becky here, she still has the bag on her head from last night..when I shagged her. If you wait till the bar closes you're almost assured of scoring some talent like this..

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I wish I had four hands so I could slap all them back titties! Homegirl ain't wearing a bra either which makes me wonder what's going on in front?

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Clean up in aisle six! Don't even try to kid yourself, that's shit. It's also fairly common at Walmart so watch your step

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Why dig around for better prices? Walmart.

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I know talent when I see it. The tight shorts and full undies are the trend in Arkansas right now

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How are people getting in with no shirts?

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Or pants???

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Just wow, some guys have it all. Scan this guy the price pops up "sexy"

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These guys are just enjoying lunch near the Grand Canyon. Lots of crackheads and asscracks at Wal-Mart.

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It's a horse in the cart corral. That's just kinda cool actually. Atleast he was spared going inside

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You'll always see cutting edge fashion trends here, this guy is proof

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You don't want the aliens reading your thoughts when you're grabbing some Bear Paws on sale. Keep those deals to yourself right?

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The spoiler makes the car faster by pushing down on the vehicle and making it more aerodynamic.

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This is the ketchup and mustard cowboy. Maybe that was his horse in the corrale? I hope so

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I don't know if I like this one or not?..but I'm sure she's a good mom..

Ok that's enough for today. I hope you enjoyed the freak show? It's a guilty pleasure of mine to check into that site from time to time and it always makes me feel better about myself. One day I hope to see me on that site, I'd be honored!

*All pictures courtesy of people of Walmart.com

Thanks for looking,

@goldenarms

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LOL I could probably take some of these same pictures or worse at my local Wally World.

Oh yeah I bet. They're portals to other very weird dimensions 😁

I'm pretty sure the vehicle in that last pic looks a lot like a Range Rover.. that woman just wanted to show off her ass!

lmAo
I will never look at shopping the same again ...

Yeah I thought that too. Buttcheek momma drives an expensive SUV. And she ain't scared to let it hang out lol

I guess she's too classy to just walk around in a thong, so she had to find the next best thing .. mom shorts that act like a thong!

Thanks, I was trying to eat lunch on a funny note in Ohio they do park horses at walmart, big Amish area.

Hahaha bad timing!

I like your commentary on these. Hilarious.

Also, is that spoiler a fluro light? Recycling!

Hahaha good eye! I does look like the housing for a fluro now I looked at it again 😊

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wal-mart is evil, yeesh

Scary stuff inside that store. It's like being teleported to an alternate universe lol

it's like the argument for eugenics

Hehehe back titties...

You could motor boat for hours.

If only i had three dinks!

If only i had three sinks...

Bwahahaha I just about spit out my Cheerios

Oh, my, gosh! ROFL LMAO Do these people check the mirror before they leave home? Obviously, they don't check the rear view. I was trying to eat my lunch... Upvoted and resteemed

Sorry about your lunch haha

Hahaha! I don't think so...

Sometimes I really hate shopping at Walmart. I try not to go there past 9 o'clock at night, that seems when all the freaks are coming out. I never buy any meat from there, mostly bulk Chetos

Yeah Cheetos are bomb. Walmart sucks tho haha thx for dropping by @briandenver

Back when The price of gold was going through the roof, I purchased some 10 karat and 14 karat gold jewelry to scrap. On paper it look like I was going to make quite a bit of money. The refining report from my refiner was disappointing to say the least. I don't think that their stuff that's 14 karat and 10 care is really accurate.

That wouldn't surprise me one bit. My LCS carrys quite a bit of jewelry I'm just not into the odd purities. I had alot of jewelry when I was a kid. I thought I was a rapper lol

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