The baptism
On the day of his baptism, Bob was dipped in the Water 3 times by the Pastor, who told him "as from today you are a new creature and your new name will be Brother Daniel...
You should avoid drinking and committing other sins.
Brother Daniel was very happy with himself and the baptism.
Upon getting home, Brother Daniel opened his fridge and found a bottle of Heineken beer; he took a lingering look at it then picked it up and dipped it in water 3 times; and then announced "from today you are a new creature and your new name will be Yoghurt...".
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂