I SEE NO REASON FOR THE FAILURE

THIS STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO.

Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?

HIS LAST BATTLE.

Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?

LIQUID.

Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

MARRIAGE.

Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?

EXAMS.

Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

LUNCH & DINNER.

Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?

THE OTHER HALF.

Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?

WET.

Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?

NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.

Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?

YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND

Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?

VERY LARGE HANDS

Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?

NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT

Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?

ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK