A Bad Day

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

Well, whatcha gonna do about it? he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Go ahead, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't remain to see a man crying."

"This is the most exceedingly bad day of my life," I say. "I'm a total disappointment. I was late to a meeting and my manager let go me. When I went to the parking area, I discovered my auto had been stolen and I don't have any protection. I exited my wallet in the taxicab I brought home. I discovered my wife in bed with the nursery worker and after that my canine piece me."

"So I resulted in these present circumstances bar to work up the mettle to put a conclusion to it all, I purchase a drink, I drop a container in and stay here watching the toxin break up; at that point you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the entire thing! Be that as it may, enough about me, how's your day going?"

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That Dumb Blonde

A blonde enters a store that offers shades. She tells the sales representative, "I might want to purchase a couple of pink window curtains".

The salesman guarantees her that they have a vast determination of pink draperies. He demonstrates her few examples, yet the blonde appears to experience serious difficulties picking.

At long last she chooses a flawless pink botanical print. The businessperson at that point asks what estimate blinds she needs.

The blonde quickly answers, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesperson. "That sounds little - what room would they say they are for?"

The blonde discloses to him that they aren't for a room, however they are for her PC screen.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blond says;

"Helllloooooo! I've got Windoooows!"