This Happened To Me Today

gduran (71)in #funny • 9 years ago

OK, my optical mouse gave out and I had to go to the local mall to buy one, on the way there, I always walk I can't drive, I was just watching all around taking in the sights as I always do when all of a sudden I felt something whistle in front of my face, I stopped and it just hit the ground.

I had been saved by about one foot of being crapped on the head by a bird, it would have been an ugly sight as I am bald, and I think it could have been an ostrich (I know they don't fly and we don't have them here) but I mean the remains were huge about the size of my hand.

Well, this got me thinking and since the mall is in front of the casino I just figured, hey I might be lucky today, so I just went directly to the casino and started playing video poker, I had only played for about one minute when I hit a $170.00 prize, ok it's not huge as I thought it would be seeing the size of what that bird left, but it is not bad either.

The moral of this story is if a bird craps and it misses you, try your luck at some game, if it hits you, just go wash it off.