Blonde
911
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
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The first one is good never heard it before. How did the blonde try to kill her bird? By throwing it off a cliff.