I hate Mosquitoes but They Love Me!
Mosquitoes are those annoying little things that fly over or next to you and apparently bite me! First of all i hate them because whenever i try to sleep i hear that annoying buzzz all the time. The first thing that every human stupid or not will think is to swing his/her hand and drive it off.
Chances are that it WILL BE BACK so now we need to think a bit smartly. What i do and i bet most of you as well is to cover myself with my bed sheet and that way it won't have any way to get it. Guess what..... Somehow it magically got in and now it's you vs it completely alone!
Some ways you can deal with that is by having a net over your bed and pretend like it's your castle, you are the prince-princess and the mosquito the evil dragon you have to beat. Your weapon and only ally now is the electric fan which can turn the dragon into dust.
Are we finished yet?
No No No because apart from sleep mosquitoes are everywhere and imagine being outside in an open cafeteria or just in your backyard. When i am in this kind of situation all the mosquitoes will come after me! We may be 5 even 10 people but i am the target.
It's like i am the most wanted man in their list and the anti-terrorist squad is coming to drain me out. Maybe i am an extinct species and my blood is so rare that they wanna gather it in order to do some experiments. Or even i killed one of their friends and they seek for revenge!
All in All wherever i go the outcome will be the same and i have never found a person that can have equal bites as i. I thought maybe i will take advantage of that and be my new pick up line:
Hey girl are mosquitoes biting you?
Yes (nobody will say no i guess, except if i am that ugly :P)
I don't have money, but i can guarantee that no mosquito will ever bite you again! (how that sounds girls?)
I am really thankful that vampires do not exist cause you know the drill! :P
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Lol Well I'm gonna say this one
Probably not just any friend, maybe you killed theit royal highness or something lol
In rainy seasons PH also have this mosquito problems, well not that bad in my place though but I do have that net that protects me and makes me lool like a prince ha ha
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hahaha maybe i killed some royal blood :P
At least you have a net! ,i am still a peasant :P
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hahahaha!
LOL I HATE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING!!!
Έχω ένα εγκλωβισμένο στο σπίτι που μια το βλέπω μια το χάνω και δεν μπορώ να το σκοτώσω εδώ και 3 ΜΕΡΕΣ!!!
χαχαχα εμενα κατι μ λεει οτι αυτο το ενα εκανε παιδια :P
ΑΑΑ ΦΙΝΑ!!! Μου έφτιαξες τη διάθεση!! :P
Ξέρεις τι σου λένε σε αυτές τις περιπτώσεις ε, έχεις πολύ γλυκό αίμα γι αυτό χαχαχαχαχα
χαχαχα εγω φταιω δλδ π ειμαι γλυκουλης :P (για να μν πω τι καταληγω στο τελος :P)
Εμ εσύ φταις που σε κυνηγάνε τα κουνούπια χαχαχα δεν φταίνε αυτά! Δεν σου αντιστέκονται χαχα!
νεο pick up line θα γινει αυτο :p
θα παω σε μια κ θα της πω: λοιπον ακου εδω δν μου αντιστεκονται τα κουνουπια θα μ αντισταθεις εσυ? :P
Χαχαχαχα γιατί όχι, σκέψου ότι τα κουνούπια δεν είναι ότι τα δελεάζεις κάπως αλλά εκείνα έρχονται από μόνα τους άρα έχεις τη δυναμη χαχα!
You should apply to be a lab rat, that way you can get paid for helping other people out with their pest problem haha!
only if i obtain superhuman powers!
the mosquito man!
well written you'll read,subscribed to you,I hope for reciprocity
Don't hope...
nice try!
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