Another Man Saving The World

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

I wrote this in response to this post by @onceuponatime.

It is invaluable to you that you asked me before you made any rash decisions. I cannot reveal who I am because I cannot trust you with my identity but you can trust me as a friend. After all I'm saving your life. You have been a very careless adventurer @onceuponatime.


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Notice anything strange? I am not talking about a grown man wearing a Batman belt buckle. Yes! strange but not uncommon. The person behind you is clearly carrying a tablet-like device on their back pocket and the camera is facing towards you. He clearly looks disinterested to look at the shrine. What is his objective? Isn't it clear? He came closer to you to take a closer shot of you.


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Observe the leftmost two screws. They don't have a trail of rust washed by dew under them. Could it be they never touched the rain? No! that couldn't be because, they're outside. Could it be someone replaced the sign night before and lost two screws in the dark and put in replacement screws and the dew washed over? That is what happened because that was who shall be known as Tim giving his life protecting yours so you don't walk into your inevitable death. He changed the board and screws.


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They watch you closely where ever you go.


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Do you know why there is no sniper in this picture, sir?


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Because our agent took him out.

These people are not to be meddled with. They are very powerful and they want you dead and it is our goal that we aid you to fulfill your destiny. You carry a rare DNA mutation making the air you breathe out rife with a chemical vital in catalytic reduction of dangerous pathogen designed to eliminate half of humanity. The scientist who implanted this mutating virus onto you on occasion of your birth is dead but, you and only few other were compatible with this virus and they live and travel the world with you saving humanity in the process. It is important that you travel the world as much as you can. Trust me! it will save humanity. We will be protecting you even after your mission is completed from them. That is our choice and burden. Yours is to explore every corner possible. Even, through that door. There is nothing behind that door besides few material things indicating presence of humanity and that is a gift to be behold and preserve and for that reason you should go in. It is best for humanity that you go in. Mark will already have sweeped the area before you go in anyway.

All photos are taken by @twiceuponatime

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This is quite a different take on things. Glad to know you've got my back!

My pleasure. Hope you had a laugh or two.

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