✪ Magicians joke #3☺

◉ - Is it normal that I seem to have two completely different points of view on the same question, on different days, as if different people are arguing?
-- "Only two?" It's strange.
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◉ - Teacher, why do you have in the library books of all these charlatans?
-- They are so adorably delirious. I can not do that. I study.
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◉ -"Teacher, help me!"
-- In what?
-- I feel bad!
--"Where?"
-- Everywhere!
-- You are absent.
-- Thank you teacher!
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◉ Mages are joking. All coincidences with reality, names and events are not accidental.
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◉ When the Earth wants to be slimmer, it tightens the climatic zones.
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◉ One little girl, choosing from two evils, always chose the one that is more delicious and nutritious.
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◉ When you frown, the muscles gather in the area of the third eye and close your view of all that is beautiful in this world.
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◉ Everything that you say can be materialized and used against you.
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◉ - Look! There's a passage through the wall !!
-- Yes, usually doors work like this.
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◉ And dying in his cell, the great ancient Master quietly uttered his last phrase:
-- I'll be back.
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◉ Incubi and succubi actually do not tempt anyone.
They just show people what they really want.
In fact - They themselves are victims of temptation.
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