Do Sports They Said

in #funny7 years ago

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I went outside for a walk and was inspired to play around because most of the snow has melted off. I did a few cartwheels and handstands, of course while wearing tight 100% cotton jeans. I just came back inside and noticed that the jeans were apparently so tight that they caused hematoma on my thighs where they pressed when I was flipping around. I look like I’ve been involved in some adventurous sex. Pretty funny.

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Don't blame the sports, blame the jeans 😁

No no no, I look great with those jeans so they are not to blame for anything!

Of course, I knew it - beauty first.

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The things we do for beauty... :) And sports are indeed painful from time to time.

Don’t sexualize my innocent legsies!

Legs are good, and useful.

😝 I’m good at those.

Same mark on the other leg too? And, is it cold? :D

Similar marks, and no it’s not cold, the goosebumbs are cellulite I think.

Look like pimples, too small for cellulite!

Lol this is for sure a funny story lol

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Ahaha damn skinny jeans can be a health hazard 😂

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Not normally but the proper denim ones don’t give out much when doing anything other than standing straight 😅

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Body positivity bullshit. And mine are skinny btw.

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