Funny Donkey #1：普通程序猿&佛系程序员&道系程序员 | Ordinary programmer & Buddha programmer & Tao programmer
In China, a word is popular recently among engineers---the Buddha .
Let's see, which part are you in?
▸▸▸▸【encounter bug】
Ordinary programmer: time to show my technology!
Buddha Programmer: Okay
Tao programmer: fuck ！！
▸▸▸▸【遇到bug】
☿普通程序员:又到了展现真正技术的时刻!
☺佛系程序员:行吧
✸道系程序员:妈卖批
▸▸▸▸【encounter new requirements】
Ordinary programmer: good question!
Buddha Programmer: Okay
Tao programmer: you can you up! ！！
▸▸▸▸【遇到新需求】
☿普通程序员:提到好!
☺佛系程序员:行
✸道系程序员:you can you up!
▸▸▸▸【encounter requirement changes】
Ordinary programmer: Good products needs to continue polishing, praise!
Buddha Programmer: You are the boss
Tao programmer: You don't have a fuck to think about it again?
▸▸▸▸【遇到改需求】
☿普通程序员:好产品就是需要不断打磨!赞!
☺佛系程序员:你说了算
✸道系程序员:你他妈就不能想好再提?
▸▸▸▸【temporary work overtime】
Ordinary programmer: :struggle for Code all my life!!
Buddha Programmer:Done
Tao programmer:kick your asshole
▸▸▸▸【遇到临时加班】
☿普通程序员:为代码事业奋斗终生!
☺佛系程序员:行吧
✸道系程序员:老子上去就是一jio
▸▸▸▸【pay raise】
Ordinary programmer: Thanks for team clutivating!
Buddha Programmer:Done
Tao programmer:fuck for such a little bit raise
▸▸▸▸【遇到涨工资】
☿普通程序员:是team的培养我才有了今天,thank u all
☺佛系程序员:不错
✸道系程序员:涨这么一点呸
▸▸▸▸【buy clothes】
Different colors of the coat represent different takeout food companies
Ordinary programmer: grey jacket nice or black jacket?
Buddha Programmer：not cold, comfortable
Tao programmer:do you roll with egg slave, yo~ uniqlo
▸▸▸▸【买衣服】
☿普通程序员:是灰色的冲锋衣好看还是黑色的冲锋衣好看?
☺佛系程序员:不冷,舒服
✸道系程序员:做蛋奴,伴你撸,yo~衣库
▸▸▸▸【to the salon】
the rest hair of people compared ordinary subway station with zhongguancun subway station
Ordinary programmer::i go bald， become stronger too
Buddha Programmer：remaining hair, cut on the line
Tao programmer:Is there a hair style can look like a little more?
▸▸▸▸【去理发】
☿普通程序员:我变秃了,也变强了
☺佛系程序员:剩余的头发,剪短点就行
✸道系程序员:有没有发型能看起来头发多一点?
▸▸▸▸【when female programmer asks for help】
Ordinary programmer::It is so simple ,you do not deserve the programmer!
Buddha Programmer：:i give you after finished!
Tao programmer: Taught you in my home at night?
▸▸▸▸【遇到美女程序员求助】
☿普通程序员:这么简单你都不会你不配做程序员!
☺佛系程序员:我做完给你
✸道系程序员:晚上去我家手把手教你
▸▸▸▸【meet the girl】
Ordinary programmer::I will help her to write a small program for free if she should take the initiative about me
Buddha Programmer：hey,Serendipity
Tao programmer: what is the name of our future babies?
▸▸▸▸【遇到心仪的女孩】
☿普通程序员:她要主动约我我就免费帮她写个小程序
☺佛系程序员:哎,缘分天注定
✸道系程序员:我们的孩子叫什么名好呢?
▸▸▸▸【meet girlfriend spoiled】
Ordinary programmer:Out of the way! don't interrupt my coding
Buddha Programmer：I have a girlfriend?
Tao programmer: OK, my bank card password is &^&*%^
▸▸▸▸【遇到女朋友撒娇】
☿普通程序员: 让开!别妨碍我写代码
☺佛系程序员: 我竟然有女朋友?
✸道系程序员: 行吧,我的银行卡密码是&^&*%^
