Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Vol. 7)
"How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the F-word? Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell, “BINGO!” - Anonymous
Here we are making our way through the start of another work week. Who couldn’t use a little boost of joy and optimism on Monday? The good news is we’re seeing a few seconds longer of daylight each day now and we only have 70 DAYS until spring.
Now sit back, relax, laugh, and help spread this trifecta of cringe-worthiness...retell these jokes and share your own in the comments below!
Q: How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
A: As mushroom as possible.
Q: What spices did Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
A: The best of thymes and the worst of thymes.
One more…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam, who?
Madam foot’s caught in the door!
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A: As mushroom as possible.
Q: What spices did Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
A: The best of thymes and the worst of thymes.
One more…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam, who?
Madam foot’s caught in the door!
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Q: What spices did Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
A: The best of thymes and the worst of thymes.
One more…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam, who?
Madam foot’s caught in the door!
Are you curious about the origins of the, “knock, knock” joke? I was too, if you'd like to learn more about how this genre of joke was born Click Here.
I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and Steemit enthusiast. I’ve been practicing meditation for twenty-four years and teaching meditation for two years. To follow my unfolding story please visit click on the link to my website below to sign up for my author newsletter.
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A: The best of thymes and the worst of thymes.
One more…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam, who?
Madam foot’s caught in the door!
Are you curious about the origins of the, “knock, knock” joke? I was too, if you'd like to learn more about how this genre of joke was born Click Here.
I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and Steemit enthusiast. I’ve been practicing meditation for twenty-four years and teaching meditation for two years. To follow my unfolding story please visit click on the link to my website below to sign up for my author newsletter.
Eric Vance Walton ~ Media
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Twitter
Facebook
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam, who?
Madam foot’s caught in the door!
Are you curious about the origins of the, “knock, knock” joke? I was too, if you'd like to learn more about how this genre of joke was born Click Here.
I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and Steemit enthusiast. I’ve been practicing meditation for twenty-four years and teaching meditation for two years. To follow my unfolding story please visit click on the link to my website below to sign up for my author newsletter.
I thought of you today when someone asked me:
did you hear about the new funeral home that just opened on Broadway? people are just dying to get in!
That's a "vintage" joke! : ) I remember that one from my childhood. Thanks for your comment, @natureofbeing! I hope you're having a good week!
I don't know what the dill is with Mondays.... At least spring is cumin around the corner, it'll be here in no thyme!
If don't see a sign that spring is cumin around the corner @voronoi I'll soon start cayenne!
love this joke string
Spice-puns are so exciting. Whenever I think of a good one I want to point to the sky and shout, "Eurek... ahem... Paprika!"
Oyy I'm sorry, that was cringe-worthy...
What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch.
I don't know why but that one always makes me snicker ;)
Funny!
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Speechless!