Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Vol. 6)
"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.” ― Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
I chose Mondays to regularly post these cringe-worthy jokes because it’s the most challenging day of the week for millions of us. Who couldn’t use a little boost of joy and optimism on the first day of the work week? This particular Monday sucks less because it’s a work holiday here in the U.S. and I hope the rest of you are as lucky.
Happy New Year everyone! Now sit back, relax, laugh, and retell these jokes... if you dare!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
One more…
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Smell mop
(Finish the rest of the joke in your head.)
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
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Because seven ate nine.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Smell mop
(Finish the rest of the joke in your head.)
(Gif sourced from Giphy.com)
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and Steemit enthusiast. I’ve been practicing meditation for twenty-four years and teaching meditation for two years. To follow my unfolding story please visit click on the link to my website below to sign up for my author newsletter.
Eric Vance Walton - Media
www.ericvancewalton.net
Steemit
Twitter
Facebook
Who’s there?
Smell mop
(Finish the rest of the joke in your head.)
(Gif sourced from Giphy.com)
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and Steemit enthusiast. I’ve been practicing meditation for twenty-four years and teaching meditation for two years. To follow my unfolding story please visit click on the link to my website below to sign up for my author newsletter.
Eric Vance Walton - Media
www.ericvancewalton.net
Steemit
Twitter
Facebook
Smell mop
(Finish the rest of the joke in your head.)
(Gif sourced from Giphy.com)
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and Steemit enthusiast. I’ve been practicing meditation for twenty-four years and teaching meditation for two years. To follow my unfolding story please visit click on the link to my website below to sign up for my author newsletter.
Eric Vance Walton - Media
www.ericvancewalton.net
Steemit
Twitter
Facebook
(Finish the rest of the joke in your head.)
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and Steemit enthusiast. I’ve been practicing meditation for twenty-four years and teaching meditation for two years. To follow my unfolding story please visit click on the link to my website below to sign up for my author newsletter.
"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.” ― Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
No truer words!
(just look at our PEOTUS - alas...embodiment of this sentiment)
Sorry to bring in politics so early in the week :-(
I whole-heartedly agree! No worries, people should be talking about this kind of thing!
I always love these posts, thanks for keeping it light!
You're welcome, @natureofbeing! So glad you're enjoying them!
Funny!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey... awesome quote!
I agree, it's so funny @voronoi! And true. : )
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