Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Vol. 16)
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” - George Carlin
Are you left wondering where the weekend went? Me too. I swear they go faster every single week. Sometimes we must smile, put our best foot forward, and do the best with the cards we’re dealt.
One thing we can do, no matter what, is laugh. So, sit back, relax, and laugh! Retell these jokes or share your own in the comments below.
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station.
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants!
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” - Robin Williams
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Eric Vance Walton - Media
Good ones, her is one for you:
The Sunday School teacher was trying to put across the idea of God's omnipresence, so she asked, "Now, Willie, where do you think God is this morning?"
"In our bathroom at home," was the unhesitating reply.
"Whatever makes you say that?" asked the teacher, amazed.
"Cause just before I left, I saw Pop poundin' on the door and hollerin,' 'Good Lord! How long are you going to stay in there?'"
Great one, @lakshmi! Thank you for your contribution!
Thank you, man! Pop-limb?! Just kidding, the feeling is likewise @donkeypong!