Cringe-Worthy Jokes of the Week (Vol. 10)
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” - George Carlin
Yes, everyone, another Monday has come and gone. If you’re anything like me you’re still wondering where the weekend went.
Here are a few cringe-worthy jokes to help neutralize those Monday blues.
So, sit back, relax, and laugh! Retell these jokes or share your own in the comments below.
Q: What's Forrest Gump's password? A: "1forrest1".
A: Did you hear the one about the two antennas getting married? Q: It was a nice ceremony but the reception was amazing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” - Mark Russell
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Very nice
Thank you!
What kinds of underwear do old men prefer: boxers or briefs? A: depends :p
: )
Oh yesss! I almost forgot about this! And the fact that I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year old boy becomes more apparent every day-- I literally LOL'd at the poo joke! And I have two contributions for today:
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
Anndddd:
Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You're under a vest!
😂 Thank for your additions @dreemit!
Buddum Tsch!!! :P
LOL. Funny as always
Glad you enjoyed it! 😊
Pepe!
bwahahahaha!! as always, these posts are just what I need at the end of a Monday
The Forrest Gump one really struck me as funny for some reason. 😂
it took me a moment to "get" but it gave me a chuckle for sure!
I keep saying to myself, "This is the last joke post I'm going to do." but it's kind of addictive. : )
please do not stop these posts, I love them!
I'll definitely keep it going for a while! I'm enjoying it too. : )
Well done. Simple, yet humorous.
Thanks!
I enjoyed your post. Thanks!
Glad you did! Thanks!
Thank you for the laughs!
My pleasure!
I found the poo one particularly amusing, but shhh don't tell anyone!
Just between you and I...I really liked that one too. : )
Somehow I knew you would! ;) Me too