"Get your coat" sounds so close to "Get your goat" that I probably wouldn't hear the difference anyway.

hahahah I think I would have the same problem.. I would probably grab the goat more frequently for no reason and that would definitely make the goat angry if not me..

I remain cool, calm and collected at all times.

You cannot imagine how much admire you for that... I wish one day to be able to say that for myself...