The Secret Guide to Winning at Steemit

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

Step 1. Be an attractive white woman who wears revealing clothing. 

Step 2. Talk about how you're traveling or hiking or camping. 

Step 3. Say Steemit is awesome. 

Step 4. Post lots of pictures of yourself in your revealing clothing and where you're traveling. 

Step 5: Carve the bitcoin symbol into your forehead. 

Step 6. Sacrifice a goat. 

Step 6. Repeat the incantation. "Tahw eht lleh yhw t'nod ym stsop teg yna setov sti ton riaf siht ecalp si deggir sti lla tsuj a gib macs"

Step 6. Do not resist the spirits, give yourself to them. Let the money flow through you. All you see is profits. 


Oh and throw in something about smoking weed too. 

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Satire.
Saltire?

I've only got 51 cents but if I get that in pennies I can make it hail.

Great sense of humour ! ha ha ha ha ha @ecto
The time value of money - you still have time therefore you still have money ;)

Lol you do make a valid point... But I think this is only an initial incentives/ income inequality problem. It might get fixed as time goes on, as people crave novelty and trends change.

Let's hope so. Because, right now it doesn't reflect well on us as a whole. However, I'm guessing that the ratio of men to women on this site right now is close to 80/20. Maybe even more disparate. Let's hope it evens out and we don't see so much of this in the future.

Thank you. I've been feeling slightly disadvantaged because I can only perform Step 3. (I've got kids, so I can't go around carving symbols into my forehead. You know how it is.)

Now come on man, that's negative thinking. Turn it into a family activity! Have your kids help!

Yeah, too young to help yet.

hahhahaha lol

Step 7: add a witty comment to a post that does well.

what happens if i just repeat step 6. only one i can complete?

You get yourself some tasty tasty goat meat.

thanks for sharing the secret haha

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