Proposal: Boeing should develop and release a 666 model plane... [Humor/Dark]

Boeing has a model 777 plane which I posted about a few minutes ago simply because it related to the number of followers I had today when I looked. My mind tends to jump from weird idea to weird idea... I realized there may be a market for a Boeing 666.

Imagine it, they could make a product geared more towards the growing practices of their customers. They could make it far more effective at solving many of the needs of the client airlines that purchase them.

Here are a few feature ideas:

• Extendable Cattleprod for chairs for when you need a passenger to vacate their seat
• Line the coach section with a faraday cage so that those clients who refuse to turn off their electronic devices absolutely have no way to mess with your plane. If they truly need WIFI access then we'll simply make first class a little larger. See next bullet.
• Larger first class section. This increases the chance to use the cattle prod seat mechanism in coach. It also is there to facilitate the higher number of first class tickets that will be needed to offset those that must have WIFI when it is intentionally shielded from coach.
• Cable slicer for between coach and first class for those innovative coach passengers that attempt to circumvent the faraday cage.

These are but a few of the features available in the new Boeing 666. Perhaps you can think of a few that I missed?

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