More Steem-ish jokes

What does the poet want to say?

Or better, what does the Steemer want to say?

It doesn't matter how many jokes you can think up with, you can always modify them to be Steem-jokes! Or stories! Every story, joke or something from your everyday life can serve as inspiration for something Steem-ish.

Let's make and example of good old and well known joke about the light bulb:

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How many Steemit developers does it take to change a light bulb?

• None! They would just announce the "dark mode" update.

Or other answer on the same question:

• None! That's a hardware problem.

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A painter, a doctor and a Steemer were discussing about what is better to have.

A wife or a mistress.
Painter: "Mistress! I find the excitement and inspiration in that relationship."
Doctor: "Wife! Marriage is stable, secure and healthy relationship."
Steemer: "Both! While my wife thinks that I am with my mistress, my mistress thinks that I am with my wife and I am on Steemit whole night!"

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A guy from some poor village made a big success on Steemit.

He cashed out a lot of money and went to the city to buy a Lambo. When he bought it, he drove back to his village. The road in the village was in very bad conditions, so his tire cracked. He took the tools and went to replace the flat tire.

One of his neighbors saw what he was doing, took the rock and broke the front glass of the Lambo. Steemer was furious and asked his neighbor:

"What the hell are you doing?"

The neighbor answered:

"You take the tires, I'll just take the radio!"

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What is computer for?

• To take the punch when Steemit is not working...

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Try to make some of your own! It's fun!

Thank you!!!