Each time you fart, one Steem less goes to your doctor's wallet
Well, it depends on your health insurance. In my country with basic health insurance, you pray God not to end up in a public hospital in some bed from WWII and in the hands of some frustrated doctor with so old equipment that is humiliating. If you pay extra for your health insurance you can be treated as a human being in some private clinic. That brings me back to the title:
Each time you fart, one Steem less goes to your doctor's wallet!
That's actually a translation of an old Croatian saying, but we do not mention Steem, we say Croatian Kuna instead, but at the moment one Steem is about 25 Croatian Kunas, so I replaced it with Steem because of height of medical expenses.
Let's be real now, we all fart!
No matter how embarrassing that is, we all do that. If you claim that you don't fart, that means that you have some serious health issues. Let's just list few things that farting is good for:
- It relieves your flatulence
- It balances your digestion
- Reduces the pain in your stomach
- If you smell your own or someone else's gas just a little bit (too much is not healthy), you can reduce the risk of heart diseases, stroke, arthritis...
- It can show your intolerance on some food
- You generally feel better after farting than before farting
If anyone knows more farting benefits, feel free to write them in a comment.
One of the worst things for your guts is when you trying to force your dear gas to say inside you for a longer time.
I was suffering 4 hours in a bus sitting next to some nice lady, my stomach was like a helium balloon. I don't need to say how relieving was to get out from that bus.
In the name of decency and politeness, we are all forced to seek for a lonely place to let our gases out. From this point of view, that's selfish, because you don't share your healthy gas with others to prevent their heart diseases, stroke or arthritis.
When you fart next time, take few minutes to analyze your gas.
Does it smell as usual? It can point on some changes in your health and don't you dare to ignore it!
Thank you!!!
One of the best titles i have read...funny but create the message.
Thank you!
Its hilarious that you write about farting as a health topic... Some farts are loud and provocative, while some farts are silent and deadly. Farting is good, it is the body's natural mechanism of maintaining a balanced system.
Its amazing how the most inconvenient things our bodies have to do, are also the most important for the health of the body... ain't that right?
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LOL!
Really funny topic
I got the message perfectly good
I am a great believer in the saying and a great farter for that matter LOL
I have been stuck in the position on the train a few times have a good one that needs to be let go and stuck in the window seat and not wanting to let one go so in the end have to stand up and head to the gap between trains and let one go, its all fine if it’s good one but kind of annoying if its a quiet and non noxious one lOL
Hahahaha! lol
And that has happened more than once
Are you brave enough to fart when you have diarrhea?
LOL no not that brave
We all learn something new and good to know today thanks to you. Like everything in the universe it has many points of view and I always tell people close to me that when someone is thinking that he/she is so over everybody else to remember that we all still humans and farting is a prove of that. "The richest person in the world still has to ..."
Yes... abd few other things, thank you
This is really hilarious.....farting? Really?
I never knew it had health benefits....this is interesting.
Lol....can't stop laughing
Farting is a great delight...it warms the bed on a frosty night.
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Haha, that is funny man !
Thanks
You are taking money out of my pocket with farting 😕
Well, I am sorry to hear about your pocket ;) but I compensate it every day thanks to my ankylosis spondylitis, you won't end up penniless
LOL, thank you for that :PP