Funny #Joke .2

1.His dad is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

1. My friend asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

2. My friend's mom is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."