deer #joke. 6

in #funny6 years ago

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both his wife and him decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The dad said, "Well it's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screamed at her brother, "Don't eat it. It's an asshole! 😂😂

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