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RE: I Refuse to Hold Back On My Talents Just Because the Payouts Seem Low
I really wanted to say something about Duck Fat, but I keep laughing too much to type. There I got through it...now what was I going to say about it? What the hell can you say about it LOLOL
Well... it's Duck Fat. I thought it was self-explanatory. It made so much sense at the time. Now I'm starting to question my sanity again. Why the hell does it say Duck Fat? Help me out here!
Because it's funny? Some two word combinations are just funny, no explanation required. Like... Ogre Toes.
Funny? I was being serious like I always am. Duck Fat is a major concern and I felt it's necessary to help create awareness. I suppose if I said Duck Fat Fund you'd laugh?
I am a monster. I am completely insensitive to the obesity of ducks. Not only am I laughing at duck fat fund, if I saw a duck fat fund I would steal it! And buy...wasabi peas!
Do ducks eat those too? Duck Fat Food Fund.
Oh hell no. I am not sharing my wasabi peas with any ducks.
That's when you say Fuck Dat!
Fact!
Ewww. Wasabi peas are the most disgusting things on the face of the planet. Or maybe I had one that was off. How could you even think of poisoning innocent ducks with them? (see my reply directly to the post)
You don't like wasabi? Sacrilege!! That nose burning, eye watering pain is akin to euphoria!