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RE: All Part Of God's Plan - Comedy Open Mic Round 11
I fucking hate you. I can't think of shit for this contest. My daughters are going to get baptised tomorrow so maybe that will motivate me since i am not even remotely religious. Hope I don't burst into flames walking into that mother fucker.
I'm telling you, if you give them a bit of change, you can do whatever you want.
It always struck me funny that god is begging for money. Doesn't that SOB have a magic money printing machine? He don't need my fucking money.
Oh, I know what you can write about. That time you got drunk and filled your bum up with red marbles, then started popping them out on the dance floor screaming "I'm popping my cherries!"
I started reading that and I really thought you were going to go with a Hungry Hippo theme. I was way off.
Oh, do you have a story about you hungry hungry hippoing red marbles with your dick? I would read that in a heartbeat.