Funny Real life jokes

True love is when your girl smashes your new iPhone 8+ on the wall because she saw a girl calling you baby in your WhatsApp chats , and you just hug her affectionately ,smile ,and whisper to her hear ,"what designer of wheelchair do you like , GUCCI or VERSACE 😁😁
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When U are dating a girl DAT does not love U..she will be like
Boy---baby can we see on Friday
Girl....No huni I will be having headache DAT day
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That moment you go for a job interview... and your x is the CEO, you will understand why mathematics has been telling you to find the value of x.
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You buy data bundles every week but you're using the same toothbrush since 2017. My friend you should be arrested.😆😆😆
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He knows when your Period ends but doesn't know your Birthday... My sister run for your dear life and don't look back😂😂🏃‍♂💨