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Two men got hit by a car near a house called Castle at Savana street. Mrs Hennessy states that they were carrying alcohol from Red square center. These 2 men namely Jack Daniels and Johny Walker will be burried on saturday under Amarula tree after church that will take place at J&B by 00h00 mid night.

Pastor Fish Eagle was sentenced to 25 years for drug trafficking by air plane on friday. Two pilots Jason Le Roux and Fox says that Pastor Fish Eagle who was wearing black and white clothes and holding black and white bible was caught with cocaine and mandrax.

Mr Black label was bailed out for killing his four cousins.

Two boys named hunters and amstel were found in the forest with a dead person. Hunters Dry states that he went for hunting with his brother Hunters Gold, that's when they found this person hanging on tree and he called Paarl perle Police Station. The cause of the death is still unknown.

There was an accident of airplane which crushed coming from Cape W Ville to Klip Drift fllying at smirnoff. It was carrying 1818 pasangers and crashed on two oceans. Captain Morgan from Klip Drift spoke on behalf of police officers states that Castle lite and Heineken are the only survivors on the plane crush.

Two cars crushed head on head on 4th street near Robertson, One was carrying wine and other was carrying beer which caused the road to get drunk and caused more accidents on the cars which were passing by. Traffic spokes person inspector Captain Rio states that Delgardo and Mokador are seriously injured. Smirnoff twin Brothers storm and Spin were released since they only got scratches.

Biggest court in sekgosese magistrate court refused to give Mr Autumn Harvest bail for killing Russian Bear with a stongbow.

Counsellor Viceroy can't sleep anymore since the community strikes for their needs.

The strike of International Job Unity Black African is continuing since they want their salary to be raised. The company's spoke person Mr Sky vodka requires workers to go back to work then he will raise their salary by 10%. A small boy named Dj guarana from Celtic gin asked workers to go back to work since he has a family to cake care of.

Mr Stout didn't survive the accident he had of the car which rolled 3 times, the cause of the accident is still unknown.

Mrs Brutal Fruit passed away the time a fire started at chinggis. The fire was started by bells cables were they were mistakenly combined.