Wife: Without you, life has no meaning for me. I will die sweetheart.

Husband: Me too. I don't think I can bear the happiness and live.

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Husband: You can not build your happiness on the misery of others!

Wife: I didn't take anything from your wallet, all right?

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Why does a man fall in love?

He must feel that he have not got enough problems in his life.

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Wife: Do you have any bad memory from your college times?

Husand: Yeah. When I first met you.

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Wife on deathbed

Wife: You won't get another woman like me if I die.

Husband: Who told you I want another woman like you?

Disclaimer: The jokes are not mine. I heard about them here and there.