Why Being Single Isn't a BAD Thing

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

Overcoming the Taboo


If you're single or not, you may have had the conversation recently about single life, or eventually finding that one special person society is aching to pair you with. Either way the conversation is happening.

Family, friends, and the internet in general want to bring it up... a LOT. Your friends might suggest going to a party solely to meet that perfect person who might be there. Your mom might inquire about how long it will be until you find that one true mate you can start popping out tiny versions of you, with.

Do you ever feel like a loser that will never find true love? Do you believe true love doesn't exist? Search no further.

The answer to ALL your despair is the PC MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) League of Legends!!!

Hear me out. I've done a lot in my short life, but there's truly nothing more satisfying than sitting alone with a cold Hefeweizen with the words Victory on your monitor. Not to mention being able to doodle the noodle, yank the crank, or milk the bull directly after, without a penetrating voice asking, "What's for dinner"? You could also hit up your local FWB.

The game is fast-paced, competitive, and overall brings meaning to the single life. But no joke. Being single would suck without League of Legends. Luckily we don't have to do that, do we?

Get Started Today:

www.LeagueofLegends.com

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