Mexican Maid

The Mexican Cleaning specialist requested a pay rise in her salary. The spouse was exceptionally upset about this and chose to converse with her about the raise.

She asked, "Now Maria, why do you need more pay?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are 3 reasons why I want a increase in my salary. The primary reason that I iron clothes better than you."

Spouse: "Who said you iron clothes better than me?"

Maria: "Your husband he says so much."

Spouse: "ah haan?"

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook over you."

Spouse: "Rubbish, who said you are a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Your husband he says so much."

Spouse extremely angry now: "Goodness he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better in sex over you in the bed."

Spouse, truly bubbling now and through gritted teeth asks, "And did my significant husband say that too?"

Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did so."

Spouse: "What amount do you need?"

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