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well I guess that race with the hare wasn't the first time he came first

He's not an athlete but he's a smooth operator

yeah the poor tortoise had to improvise since his blowup turtle exploded

Hehe Yea I heard the blowup doll was quite the bombshell

poor thing is still pretty shell shock by the explosion

to make him feel better, we all chip in SBD and got him a proper sex-bot

source: pinterest

Hehe that's so nice, maybe a robot girlfriend is finally gonna make him come out of his shell

the confidence helped him make new friends, that's pretty much the nutshell of the story

source: giphy

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