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Joe and Mary, a married couple, get invited to a party. By the time the party date arrives, they can’t find a babysitter so Joe goes to the party by himself while Mary watches the kids. Nothing but great times to be had! Joe had a blast. The next morning as he’s trying to explain to his wife just how awesome the party was, it’s obvious he had quite a bit to drink so Mary is taking what he says with a grain of salt. He’s trying to explain how extravagant the party was and the size of the mansion the party was at. “They had all the alcohol you could drink, 5-star chefs preparing food, huge staircases going up and down this 5 story mansion.....” Mary was impressed! Finally Joe says “one of the top floors even had gold toilets in the bathroom!” Alright, that’s where Mary drew the line, she said “Joe, nobody has gold toilets.” He’s trying to convince her of what he saw but she isn’t buying it. His best bet was to simply take her back to the mansion so she can see for herself. As they get back to the neighborhood, he realizes he was pretty drunk so he can’t remember exactly which mansion this party was at and this neighborhood is full of fancy houses. So he just started knocking on doors: “do you have gold toilets?” ....”excuse me, do you have gold toilets?” Nobody answering these doors had gold toilets and finally when he knocked on another door and asked the question: “hi, do you have gold toilets?” The woman who answered the door yells back inside the house to her husband, “hey Harry, I think I found he guy who shit in your tuba!”