@lordvader, I'm afraid I have some news that may be unsettling. There's been a breach by the Rebel Alliance. They have found a new haven for hideout on a planet called Earrrrth.

The Earthlings may be puny, but one of their leaders is one you are aware of... @papa-pepper.

(Actual photo of him at a recent Rebel Alliance meeting)

Sire, before you give me your death grip, please hear me out!

Cough cough cough - shew! thank you...

You see, @papa-pepper has been slowly recruiting for the Rebel Alliance through his "PAPA-PEPPER'S WILD & STRANGE CONTEST". Last time I entered the contest, to - you know, find out if it's true, and YES he recruited with the last contest @anarchrysalis, @ballinconscious, and @verbal-d.

Since I was able to infiltrate I have learned even more about their plot to try and overthrow the Empire.

Yes, we've discovered that Wookies are being hidden on Earrrrth, and @papa-pepper might be the one who knows where they are. This was why the last few contests have had a theme surrounding their best kept secret.

@lordvader, on Earrrrth Wookies are called Bigfoot or Sasquatch! Yes, that's right. Here is a photo of the infamous Chewbacca I found near @papa-pepper's house:

Others who he's recruited are @rigaronib, @meesterboom, and of course @charleys. Yessss. It gets worst!

@papa-pepper has also revealed he may also be hiding other members of the Rebel Alliance... the Ewoks!! They go by @little-peppers. I've only just heard about them, but this might be what they look like:

NOT ACTUAL PHOTOS

They seem to possess the Force and are even more adorable, which is used for propaganda for more Rebel Alliance recruitment's.

Lastly @lordvader, I think a new arm of the Rebel Alliance has emerged from this... they call themselves Steemians! This website Steemit should not be trusted. I know you have found servants there, but it may be a trick! I fear that @masteryoda is somewhere around and @ned and @dantheman are also believed to be Jedi.

Here is their symbol:

There are many others on Steemit who may also be with the Rebel Alliance!

Here's a list of additional suspects: @krnel, @screenname, @merej99, @michaelstobiersk, @boxcarblue, @jlufer, @barrydutton, @kyusho, @vegascomic, @pfunk, @tommycordero, @framelalife, @jamesbrown, @lightsplasher, @countrygirl, @poeticsnake, @reddust, @lifeworship, @inphiknit, @nonameslefttouse, @alienbutt, @richardcrill, @stevescoins, @jahtech, @officialfuzzy, @matrixdweller, @hilarski, @rossenpavlov, @baerdric, @bullionstackers, @everittdmickey, @stephenkendal, @solarguy, @cryplectibles, @instructor2121, @tee-em, @l0k1, @lifeworship, @runridefly, @mrwang and many others. You can check my followers list for a comprehensive list.

Sire, what I say to you is true. I hope you find my information of value. I have traveled many galaxies to get this information to you.

I await your orders.

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