Upvote This Poem To One Thousand Dollars!
Upvote This Poem To One Thousand Dollars!
U Support my blog, U can't say no.
But no whales so far have seemed to take note.
So in order to secure a herculean upvote,
The measures I take may seem a bit drastic.
Copy pasta is the game every comment the same.
"Hello, bro, great post, upvoted and followed.
U PLEASE ALSO CHECK MY BLOG AND FOLO ME 2??"
They see the same content; I bet it's getting stale.
I better let 'em know 'bout the perfection I drop.
Only a matter of time, I'm headin' for the top!
Even though if you look closely, I know that it may seem
It took me only 30 seconds to create this crappy meme.
With logic I have analyzed the value I should get.
Fifty dollars? A hundred? Nah they're all a steal.
Unless I get a thousand best believe that I been gipped!
And you better well upvote me once this poem you read.
Don't worry, I'm convinced! It ain't no big disgrace
That I plagiarized these verses from my Steemit feed.
By @d-pend
8/31/17
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ok. i'll upvote this one
This man knows how we do things around here!
That was really hilarious 😂
Tryna lighten the mood a bit ;)
It worked! You made me laugh. If only it wasn't so tragic sometimes. He!
Sheer comedic genius! That is... if you're actually joking and you don't need a quick $1000 for shady activities XD
UVPOTE MY GUD BLOG
I give you good love long time
😁
The only way to the top is hard work. I don't know how people think people will vote for somebody who does very little. It is sad but unfortunately so true. You must get a lot of those I vote for you so you vote for me. And they don't even vote. Oh well, such is life. Have a wonderful day today!!!!! :D
Hahahahaha! The best poem I have seen so far on Steemit.com, @d-pend! You have just received my upvote!
Ha ha. Nice pictures, so beautiful. Upvote and follow me too. /sarcasm
Somebody please make this a song!!!!
Haha, it's amazing isn't?? Thanks for entertaining me. Can't believe those fools think this is what Steemit is for!
A fun way to start the day!! :D As always, I'm a fan.