You are viewing a single comment's thread from:

RE: Silly Comment Upvoting Contest

in #funny6 years ago

Not To Bark

A woman is in labor, assisted by an obstetrician. Suddenly he stopped chasing and called his doctor, "Doctor, please tell me the color of every part of my son's body."

"Why why?" asked the doctor in surprise.

"Mmmhh, I'm actually a Hiper sex and I do not know exactly who his father is," the woman said. The doctor nodded understood.

Finally, when the baby's head came out, the doctor said, "Now the baby's head is starting to appear, the color of the hair is blond.Have you ever contacted with Caucasians?"

"ever Doctor, thank you."

"Well, his face was a bit pale and his eyes were narrowed.Are you ever in touch with chinese people?"

"ever Doctor, thank you."

"Now come out of the chest and both hands, the black color, have you ever had a relationship with a nigger?"

"ever Doctor, thank you."

"Well, now it's brown, it's brown, it's mature. There's an Indonesian here."

"ever Doctor, thank you."

After the whole baby's body came out, the doctor hit her ass and out the crying sound, "Ooeeeee ..."

"Thank God I thought he was going to bark," sighed the mother.

Coin Marketplace

STEEM 0.18
TRX 0.14
JST 0.030
BTC 59708.78
ETH 3185.76
USDT 1.00
SBD 2.45