I am just laughing, firstly because this is all so classical of our country, and secondly when I saw your heading, the song by The Bangles, Manic Monday came to mind. Luckily our good weather and beautiful fauna and flora makes up for all we have to endure here.
I guess ,I must have secretly ,had that song in mind! The "Beauty" of getting older ,is that you can keep secrets from Yourself!