MY FAVORITE LATEX PRODUCTS

in #funny3 years ago

HELLO, STEEMIANS!

Hear the word from the @con-dom.

I'll list few of my favorite latex products:

- Balloons

Balloons are similar to condoms but they are definitely not condoms. Actually, they are quiet useless! If @con-dom is a user on Steemit, @balloon would be a BOT. But I like to see them, people make balloons with much more imagination than condoms.

- Gloves

Who doesn't like the sound of stretching gloves of latex just a second before your prostate examination?

- Diaphragms

Another contraceptive, hello sister! She is a little bit jealous because condoms are far more popular than diaphragms.

- Pacifiers

It is beautiful to see how young humans start to learn as babies.

- Latex mattresses

Since mattresses with memory foam showed up on the market, latex mattresses are less popular than before. Shame. Many of you were made on one of these.

- Spandex

Now this is what I like! Look at this beauty! Just google "spandex". Nothing else to say!

- Condoms

Mass murderers in the world of latex products. I am glad that I've never been used. If there was "I", maybe there wouldn't be "you"! Remember that!

SPANDEX


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SAFE SEX 4ALL!!!