You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: All Part Of God's Plan - Comedy Open Mic Round 11View the full contextcomedyopenmic (65)in #funny • 7 years ago God is watching you , so are we
I know. I want to pretend that I don't like it, but I think you can tell by my erection that I do.
You had better add to that penny I just voted you, because I don't want my penny wasted. I only get ten of them a day.
do you all watch him masturbate? If so you should probably at least give him tips on what he is doing wrong.
HAHAHAHAHA
Doing wrong? I can tell you why they aren't giving me tips... I'm the fucking master masturbator.
I've been married for 10 years. I can jerk off with both hands tied behind my back.
Nice, you do yoga too?
yeah, I call it the "cheaper than alamony" pose