If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like...
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, HEY! Why don't you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you... While you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know. On my dad's bed.