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Three reasons helpers ask for Salary Rise !!!
One day, a female housekeeper came to her female employer.

Maid: "lady, I want to ask for a raise .."

Madam: "why should I raise your salary?"

Maid: "There are 3 reasons lady .. First I clean the house cleaner than madam."

Madam: "who told you?"

Maid: "Tuan said lady".

Madam: "oh ..."

Maid: "second, I cook better than madam."

Madam: "who told you?"

Maid: "Sir said."

Madam: "oh ..."

Maid:: third, I'm in bed bigger than madam. "

Madam: "Oh !!! Do you also say that !!? !!"

Maid: "Not a lady .., but bang Amat the lady driver, she said if lady is not great in bed"

Madam: "Ssssstt !!! You asked to ride brp ???