My first hotel experience (+18)

camzy (67)in #funny • 6 years ago

Got up from bed with a loud yawn capable of clearing the whole dust off mount Kilimanjaro, oh yeah..! today is the D day (word war II) all things already played out, called her yesterday night and she agreed, gave me a location and time.

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Quickly took my bath put on a white long sleeve shirt and black trouser left the house without telling anyhow where i was going to, boarded a bus and on my way to concord hotel owerri.
A 30 minutes journey that took like forever for me cause of maybe what i took before boarding the bus, (laughs) i shouldnt have token that mama ogechi bean cake (akara) and pap, i knew it.

This bus conductor just keeps placing his hands over my head with the armpit region on top of my head, wtf the fly disturbing me since i boarded the bus just fainted (don't ask m anything cause i know it once i see an unconscious insect)

Boom...! we are already here, at owerri and it's time to look for the concord hotel i gat no idea about, stopped a tricycle (keke) and said concord hotel and the next thing i heard was praaaa..! holy sh*t, thats the sound of my trouser, hehehe..! we are now getting to the +18 region (closes eyes)

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The keke dropped me at kilometer 18 Owerri for me to take 18 or more steps to concord hotel which i'm sure its the 18th building in the block, i walked in inside as the 18th customer of the day (don't ask me how i knew), i lodged in and was given room 18.

Got into my room and called her, she arrived immediately and knocked at the door, i opened and she looked so 18, came inside took off her shoes (size 18), gave me the 18 thousand naira phone and ordered from 18k stores online and i left angrily for no reason