Yo mama Jokes

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.
We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."