Random jokes 1 (READ CAREFULLY)

Q: Why are arabs so against alcohol?
A: Imagine getting home late and drunk and being greeted by 10 women with rolling pins.

Q:What do you say to a man who has stopped drinking?
A:Rest In Peace.

Q: How does it feel to have mixed feelings?
A: Imagine your mother-in-law falling from a high place onto your new car.