We Got No Memo Now

Been anticipating now for days on end.
Every morning, can't wait, as if my life depends,
My minds all rapped up in the presidents show.
With what's with the memo? Does he stay or does he go?
Do we have a crazy man, with his hand next to the switch?
Every morning, this is madness! I think I saw him twitch!
Should have never got a president with flowy blond hair.
So wavy and distracting, What's goin on up there?
Something about a memo and what it means to all of us,
every day on the news and what he said on the bus!
We should all be very wary, of the memo, it's so scary.
For the president himself, to keep it out of sight,
No one in the world could ever sleep at night.
No longer now, do we say "Hi it's good to see ya!"
We say "Holy shit, they got Bombs in North Korea.
The stocks were doing great and then they crashed to the ground.
I'll bet there's something fishy with that memo that they found.
Did it fall from someone's pocket, between the bathroom stalls?
Could it be about the rocket and where its gonna fall?
How bout those crazy Russians keepin us in suspence!
And they know what they did, Mr. Trump! and Mr. Pence!
I just wanna hide under the covers till its over.
Now we're left to wonder about a memo in a folder
Lucky we have reporters so concerned about our views,
We've got more intriguing things here on todays news.
How bout this great new thing that kids wear upon their sleeve,
That they can blow their snots into, every time they sneeze.
The flu has got so bad this year, Kids are dropping out like flies.
But then again, You never hear about war and peoples cries.
We must move on with life now, although I don't know how.
Just when we thought we had the answers ,
We Got No Memo Now.