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in your defense, they're harder to spot on 6 year olds :p

His basement doesn't get much light either

Haha, you know me too well

I can use the magnifier that I use
When finding my dick

This is a very odd place to be doing such a deed, esp. with your parents looking on.

I never had much luck with humans so I was dating a sealion at the time. But yea, my parents didn't expect to see that when going to Sea world.

My last girlfriend had the same issue

All first girlfriends should come with an education pamphlet and a treasure map to the golden pearl

I'll settle for lube and high heels

The best comedy is always heartless an alternative to rational emotion..
stay blessed thanks for sharing the post:):)

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