A man and a horse
A young man named James bought a horse from a farmer for $500.
![Horse](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://i.imgur.com/uyHhcbP.png)
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to James house and said:
Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.
James replied:
Well, then just give me my money back.
The farmer said:
Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.
James said:
Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.
The farmer asked:
What ya gonna do with him?
James said:
I’m going to raffle him off.
The farmer said:
You can’t raffle off a dead horse!
James said:
Sure I can, watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.
A month later, the farmer met up with James and asked:
What happened with that dead horse?
James said:
I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.
The farmer said:
Didn’t anyone complain?
James replied:
Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
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hahaha, great one @bestjokes :)
I'm laughing, it's good.
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Thank you @aninhasalegre :)
James is such a smart guy that pretty good with raffling (pity for the one that won the raffle lol) By the way, thanks for the laugh @bestjokes
My pleasure @wilhb81 and if you ever participate in a raffle of a horse think of this story 😁😆😅
James is really a smart guy!
Thanks for following me it is much appreciated.
Hope to get upvotes from you :)
Thank you so much @chrisssy0419 We will powering up as soon as we get first steem and we will use it to distribute upvotes among our followers on the comment section ;)
This really made me laugh. Thank you @bestjokes.
Its my pleasure trudeehunter 😊
It works @bestjokes, I'm laughing......
ahaha, glad you enjoyed it @naniarmansyah
You kill it you add my days @bestjokes
Thank you for such a nice comment @erick23
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