Steemit Starter Pack Vol.01 - The perfect babe to landscape ratio
Dear Steemers,
Heed my words, there is nothing more up-vote worthy in the universe than a sexy girl in an exotic location. A woman of this caliber has made it in life. She graces our feed with photographs of incredible locations because we are not able to see such wonders ourselves. Her perfect smiling face fills our heart with joy and optimism. I am telling you brothers and sisters, hot girls in exotic locations deserve a lot of money so that they can continue travelling and feeding us that sweet selfie in front of a endless ocean of hope. They may be able to retire and become full time travelling babe material.
I read a lot of complaints here about how undeserving these women are, but I say shut up! These are the hardest working people on the planet! They spend days at a time not having a care in the world and taking the most amazing photographs for us to enjoy. It is always better if she is somehow in the frame, adding to our understanding of the location. I think there is a perfect ratio of babe to landscape and I have done my best to illustrate it below.
As you can see from my carefully constructed depiction of a travelling beauty, mysterious whales seem to materialize out of nowhere. I am not sure if this is even whale territory, but they don'y give a shit. These graceful humpbacks appear to be bringing precious gifts. It is interesting to note that this babe has decked out her beach wear with the Steemit logo, validating her involvement with the community.
(Oh yeah, she has a great personality too)
In conclusion, we have learned the true value of being born with the right genes and enough money to be able to travel for weeks on end without a care in the world.
So instead of complaining about how nobody loves you, just learn from these fine specimens and become a hot travelling babe. Its the only starter pack you will ever need.
Sincerely and maybe sarcastically,
Benji Berigan
P.S. I am by no means a hater. I just want to provide funny pictures. You are allowed to use the image above as you please. :)
Funny because it rings true. Thanks for your moments of humor and clever creativity.
You are welcome. I want to bring some good humor but also make good points. I havent really seen too many travelling babes recently but babes with a dated white paper seem to be selling like hotcakes!!
OMG! Hilarious.
A girl goes on holiday in search of whales on what would have been her 3rd year anniversary with her ex......
hahahaha the savagery knows no bounds
;)
I sometimes go right to the #funny tag at Steemit to try and brighten up a dismal day. So this type of content is always appreciated!
great thinking :)
TARZAN no whale expert but TARZAN think maybe those are sperm whales not humpback ,all look the same to TARZAN
ME-TARZAN
Hilarious!
I'll put a picture of a "ghetto booty" girl shaking
Great article. And the photo too :)
Anyways, I understand you and your concerns for these poor girls. I feel sorry for them too. All this hard work and worries and no fun. Eh, sad, so sad.
The mission of our life is to understand them and reassure them that life is worth living. And that we do -> upvoted :)
Girl in the ocean - a success!