Human nature #9 - Hard life for the modern man!

beardedgentleman (44)in #funny • 7 years ago

The evolution of women's behavior has destabilized the boys and today we are all more inhibited when it comes to pussy. It's the hunter’s law. When the prey is too difficult to capture, it is best to let it go. Guys who go out in the weekend and try hook up with members of the opposite sex, have become very selective. They focus especially on girls who possess these 7 features.

They smile a lot.
Hidden in the darkest corner of the room for not to be noticed, the man scouts the woman with a grimace of voluptuousness. If her prey in her pack of friends smiles a lot, she will feel more easy-going to those sad-face girls. Since being refused with a smile is better than being rejected with disgust, the man will find the courage to try.
They already have a drink in their hands.
In the hook up etiquette it is written that the man has to offer a drink. Unfortunately, the etiquette was written before the crisis. The boys, all of them without money, cannot afford to have a drink at every towing attempt, they prefer to attack girls already gifted.
Casual Clothing.
The males grew up with the myth of the poster girl, beautiful but untouchable. The more a girl is accessorized, the more frightful the courtesans are. The male confuses good looking girls like actresses on the red carpet, with the furnishings of the room. He looks to all of them, but then tries with the more sober ones.
They are looking nice, but they have a friend that is even better.
All monotheistic religions are based on this assumption: a sober life gives much more satisfaction to a life of excess. In fact, if we were to summarize in a single sentence the philosophy of all religions in the world would be "A contented mind is a perpetual feast". Which then is also the motto of the hunter.
They aren’t accompanied by male friends.
Women go out with three types of men: gay friends, friendzoned friends and boyfriends. From far away one cannot distinguish between the three. The male hunter therefore prefers to give up that prey to stay in the friendzone of his best friend.
Do not seem bored.
Boredom is the third stage of sentimental relationships (first stage: panty of sex, second phase: increase in intimacy). When a man sees a bored girl in a room, he inevitably thinks of his ex.
They move naturally.
To make sure that the boys will find the will to ask you for a drink, it's important to remove the bug up your ass before you leave the house.