FUNNY !! One year of Marriage Ask for Divorce Due to Black Wife's buttocks (LUCU !! Setahun Nikah Minta Cerai Karena Pantat Istri Hitam)
If his love is total, any condition the wife would have accepted. But Suwardjo, 31, did not. Know his wife, Rini, 26, black assed, a year married only once touched on the first night. Since then Rini never looked in and finally Suwardjo sued for divorce through the Religious Court of Surabaya. "Bats wings are black, fly low in the middle of the night, early in the morning they come home ," so Koes Plus songs of the 1970 s. Until now, although only a black bat affair, many are fond. Even many groups also periodically meet only to enjoy the songs Koes Plus, Then what if the black ass wife? Dumb as her husband? Until the heart also divorce only that business?
For Suwardjo residents of Karah Surabaya, why not? Not long ago he had the heart to take his wife to the Religious Court for a divorce, just because of the black wife's ass. Though Suwardjo wants, wife's ass is yellow or tend to be white kind of bean content.
One year ago Suwardjo who became elementary school teacher was married to Rini, a state-owned bank employee. They had been dating two years, and apparently despite the long dating Suwardjo had never "feasibility studies" on his future wife, so when the official marriage in front of the Ministry of Religion, it feels like Suwardjo buying a cat in a sack only. Do not know how deep, what more deepens.
Like the usual newlyweds, after officially married in the evening Suwardjo - Rini held the first night with full of joy. Incidentally that night there was a ball game abroad, so the whole family members were busy watching the ball, but not Suwardjo, because busy with his personal affairs. So what happened then, the ball on TV has not been there who managed to nest the ball into the opposing goal, Suwardjo's ball was first goal.
Unfortunately, only once was Suwardjo providing his inner livelihood for his wife. Since then, despite living in a house and as long as, Rini was never touched. They sleep alone. When the wife invites to make love, Suwardjo instead said curtly, "What am I a bus conductor, what?"
Rini surprised, why the husband did not want to provide for continued inner livelihood as husband and wife. But Suwardjo never gave a straight answer. He's just looking for excuses, just the lawyer is defending his client. A small big lie does not matter, it's important to win.
Suddenly not long ago Suwardjo took his wife to the Religious Court of Surabaya, to register a divorce suit. At the hearing, the judges were amazed that Suwardjo could not explain the reason for his divorce. If Suwardjo fails to fulfill his duties as a man, he should have filed his wife's suit.
Because the judge insisted on giving divorce reasons, Suwardjo would be open for a long time. "Excuse the noble, I was forced to divorce his wife, because he had a black butt. I do not taste so, so lowbad is the only HP-rich battery that has been pregnant, "said Suwardjo.
Of course the judges are confused, cooking the reason is not logical at all. His name is housewife, must love each other. While people love it would be able to accept all the shortcomings of their partners. Eventually the judges lectured Suwardjo on the meaning of love for husband and wife. But Suwardjo did not budge.
Now the offended is Rini. Black ass business just made a fuss. That's a black head flame, a long time waiting for people. So he said to the panel of judges, "Never mind the Judge, I am willing to divorce. Like the best handsome. Wong himself also black. "Rini said.
Indonesia
JIKA cintanya total, kondisi apapun istri pasti diterima. Tapi Suwardjo, 31, tidak begitu. Tahu istrinya, Rini, 26, berpantat hitam, setahun menikah hanya sekali disentuh di malam pertama. Sejak itu Rini tak pernah dilongok dan akhirnya Suwardjo menggugat cerai lewat Pengadilan Agama Surabaya. “Kelelawar sayapnya hitam, terbang rendah di tengah malam, pagi-pagi mereka pulang…..,” begitu lagu Koes Plus tahun 1970-an. Sampai sekarang, meski hanya urusan kelelawar hitam, banyak yang menggemari. Bahkan banyak juga kelompok yang secara periodik bertemu hanya untuk menikmati lagu-lagu Ku=oes Plus, Lalu bagaimana jika yang hitam pantat istri? Kecewakah sebagai suaminya? Tega pula menceraikan hanya urusan itu? Bagi Suwardjo warga Karah Surabaya, kenapa tidak? Belum lama ini dia tega membawa istrinya ke Pengadilan Agama untuk bercerai, hanya karena urusan pantat istri yang hitam. Padahal maunya Suwardjo, pantat istri itu kuning atau cenderung putih macam bakpao isi kacang ijo. Setahun lalu Suwardjo yang menjadi guru SD itu menikah dengan Rini, pegawai bank BUMN. Mereka sudah pacaran dua tahun, dan rupanya meski pacaran begitu lama Suwardjo tidak pernah “studi kelayakan” atas calon istrinya, sehingga ketika resmi nikah di depan penghulu, rasanya Suwardjo seperti beli kucing dalam karung saja. Belum tahu bagaimana dalamnya, apa lagi mendalami. Seperti lazimnya pengantin baru, setelah resmi menikah malam harinya Suwardjo – Rini menggelar malam pertama dengan penuh gegap gempita. Kebetulan malam itu ada pertandingan bola luar negeri, sehingga seluruh anggota keluarga pada sibuk nonton bola, tapi Suwardjo tidak, karena sibuk dengan urusan pribadinya. Maka yang terjadi kemudian, bola di TV belum ada juga yang berhasil menyarangkan bola ke gawang lawan, bola Suwardjo sudah gol duluan. Sayangnya, hanya sekali itu saja Suwardjo memberikan nafkah batin buat istrinya. Sejak itu, meski tinggal serumah dan seranjang, Rini sama sekali tak pernah disentuh. Mereka tidur sendiri-sendiri. Ketika istri jowal-jawil mengajak, Suwardjo malah berkata ketus, “Memangnya saya kondektur bis, apa?” Rini heran, kenapa suami tak mau memeberikan nafkah batin lanjutan sebagaimana layaknya suami istri. Tapi Suwardjo tak pernah memberi jawaban yang gamblang. Dia hanya muter-muter cari alasan, persis pengacara sedang membela kliennya. Bohong besar kecil tak masalah, yang penting menang.
Tiba-tiba belum lama ini Suwardjo membawa istrinya ke Pengadilan Agama Surabaya, untuk mendaftarkan gugatan cerai. Ketika sidang, majelis hakim pun terheran-heran karena Suwardjo tak bisa menjelaskan apa alasan bercerainya. Jika alasannya Suwardjo tak memenuhi kewajibannnya sebagai lelaki, mestinya yang melayangkan gugatan pihak istri.
Karena hakim terus mendesak untuk memberi alasan perceraian, lama-lama Suwardjo mau buka kartu. “Maaf yang mulia, saya terpaksa menceraikan istri, karena dia berbokong hitam. Saya tak selera jadinya, sehingga ngedrop melulu kaya HP yang baterainya sudah hamil.”, kata Suwardjo. Tentu saja majelis hakim bingung, masak alasannya tidak logis sama sekali. Namanya orang berumahtangga, pasti saling mencintai. Sedangkan orang mencintai itu pasti bisa menerima segala kekurangan pasangannya. Akhirnya majelis hakim menguliahi Suwardjo tentang makna cinta bagi suami istri. Tapi Suwardjo tak bergeming.
Kini yang tersinggung justru Rini. Urusan pantat hitam saja kok dibikin ribut. Itu kerata api kepala hitam, dulu juga ditunggu orang. Maka katanya kemudian pada majelis hakim, “Sudahlah Pak Hakim, saya rela diceraikan. Seperti dianya paling ganteng saja. Wong dia sendiri juga berkulit hitam.” Kata Rini.
Hitam kaya tiang telepon ya mbak ya?
